Gosh, lawyers are so greedy — I’ll start off with a joke. You know why? Because why not! Isn't that a good enough reason? It gotta be. Do you know it? It’s quite a famous joke, there are lawyers in the joke and an ocean is also there. Still not? All right, here it is. Listen…

That’s right, it’s here to tell you — — Why? Why in the name of Saint Peters are you lying? — Well, how can I say this? First off, there are many reasons. Is it because you are unhappy? It could be, couldn’t it? We never know the whole truth or do we? Or perhaps it’s out of…

Yes, it speaks — — Bring your ear a little closer. Don’t be afraid. Can you hear it? A little closer then. Oh yes! I can hear it now. “Bravo” it said. — Sometimes, I ask myself if art is not better than humans at giving feedback. I dearly affirm it. Art speaks! You…

I so dearly want you to — — I beg your pardon? — You heard me madam. Fuck me your majesty! It’s an order. Hop on! Hop on me right at this second. You are my fairytale. Isn’t it good to feel important? It sure does! Doesn’t it? This is high class sex we’re talking about. …

The tale of a new word — Flabbergasted. I beg your pardon, what did you just say madam? Doesn’t it sound humorous to you Johnny? “Flabbergasted” “As in, I flabbergasted you” It’s a new word, so it seems. Right, Johnny? Yes Madam, for all time sakes, it’s a new word. I have a question for you Sir…

It’s called determination — — “Madam, you might as well be stubborn.” — “Well, damn right I am. I am proudly stubborn, at times only.” — “You seem proud.” — “That’s right, I am proud. Why wouldn't I be? I call it determination.” A determined as in stubborn you might ask? Her name was…

It’s not as easy as you thought — — “Hi, my name is Tim and I have an idea, why don’t we become friends?” — “…” Euhh, that only works in theory. In practice, that’s not how you make friends. However beautiful the theory, it’s just not how it works. …

When balance creates perfection — How can you be absolutely sure that what you’re seeing is real? Can’t it be a simulation? Are you 100% sure? Sure as in certain. It’s certainly true! Why do people have a different sense of reality if our eyes are the same? Don’t we see the same things? When…

Determination at work. — Aren’t we all leaders? Well, some might say no. Some people aren’t meant to lead but to “follow”. I never quite liked that word. “Follow your life…” as if your subscribed to it… I vote: we are all leaders. We are all leading our lives. We are all taking decisions…